this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
274 points (96.6% liked)
Leopards Ate My Face
2890 readers
1 users here now
Rules:
- Don't be a dick
- Don't be a bigot
- On-topic only
- English only
- Mods' words are final
Rules subject to change, have a pleasant flight
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
The average chucklefuck has absolutely no fucking idea how powerful monkeys are. Humans are like the weakest of all primates (power to weight/mass ratio). A small 30kg macaque can literally rip your face off. Don't treat them like pets because those fuckers can scalp your weak dumb ass in a single scratch. I seent it. I seent it happen to some indian peasant on the youtubers. Dude was minding his own business and the fucking monkey turned his scalp into a skin flap. Don't end up like skin flap guy.
Case in point, this picture of a hairless chimpanzee showing you how ripped these animals are.