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He said 1000 robots by next year. I can say I'll train myself to poop gold and be a billionaire by next year. Isn't it awesome how we can just make shit up and claim it to be real? The difference is, no one is buying stock in my gold poop scheme, which is about as legitimate as his 1000 autonomous robots claim.
How much to get into the gold poop futures market?
Tree fiddy.
God dammit, Loch Ness Monster. I just gave you tree fiddy last week!
You are right no one would invest in that. To be a real start-up plan, you need future projections built in. No one is going to invest in a static gold-pooping rate. If you can scale that production year over year, now you have an investable project.
Well, I can always do what tech startups do and just make shit up! No pun intended.
Nice, you are well on your way to forming a unicorn valuation start-up!