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If I send you on stage at the Olympic Games opening ceremony with a sealed envelope
And I say "This contains your script, just open it and read it"
And then when you open it, the script is blank
You're gonna freak out
Except "freak out" could have various manifestations.
In this case it was "burn down the venue".
It should have been "I'm sorry, there's been an issue, let's move on to the next speaker"
It was more like "barricade the doors until a swat team sniper gets a clear shot at you".
Hmmmm.
More like standing there and loudly shitting your pants and spreading it around the stage.