"Thank you for your thoughts on this matter, I didn't read them. Here is a boilerplate statement espousing all the great things about this bill that you specifically criticized in your message to me. Please don't reach out again."
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Every response I get from any of my representatives.
"Thank you for reaching out, here are all the things I'm paid by my real bosses to say about this issue, please shut up now and leave me alone so I can blow my financiers"
"Also, I have shared your email address and phone number with everyone I know, so enjoy the spam asking for donations to politicians who whole-heartedly support the issues you just told me you disagree with!"
"Please enjoy my quarterly newsletter that hopes to gaslight you about how the policies that actively hurt you are actually in your best interest!"