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K1 Acquires Mariadb (www.prnewswire.com)
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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How the fuck do you "accelerate" something they are already achieving?

Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some "speed".

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Hopefully it means more people working on it. But honestly, I use Postgres, so it doesn't particularly matter to me what "accelerate" means for them.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration.

/S

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

So MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?