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[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 16 points 1 year ago

Reporter: What could have caused the deaths of these people?

Government Spokesperson: Ecological surveys can be pretty dangerous.

Reporter: Follow-up question. All 37 people appear to have been shot simultaneously in the back of the head. What is ecological about that?

Government Spokesperson: I'm sure we could arrange for you to observe an ecological survey very closely...