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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

intestines to drop into the scrotum

I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum