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[โ€“] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If people stop being stupid the yellow paint stops

Same reason why explosive Barrels are always red

Some devs tried to change the color and nobody gave the barrels a second thought

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

They should make the barrels that explode when shot red in real life too, just in case.

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