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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago

oh shit BOTH is the answer

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...