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Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be me.
Be 12.
With my friend, steal a pack of ciggies from his mum.
Smoke a couple in low ground between two fields, surrounded by Meadow Pipits and Chiffchaffs.

Didn't bother for a fair few years after that. Never really got into it, but enjoyed the acceptable work breaks that came with it for a while. Haven't smoked more than a cigar or two a year for the last 25 years.

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cigars? Aren't those suuuper stinky?