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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

interact with people

Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And now the park security is approaching with tasers. I guess playgrounds aren't considered America!