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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Imma be real with you. I ain't reading all that.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

I can summarize: It's an appeal to reason written from the perspective of a nice, caring, socially aware man called Bubba, who doesn't understand why women run from him when he approaches them in the shower.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Tldr?

[–] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tldr?

Don't be a dickhead.

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Treat women as if they were just people

[–] chakan2@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't ask girls out. The end.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

for you, probably a good life rule.