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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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My guess is that on a star ship you're only allowed a certain amount of time, and there are probably some kinds of rules about the... Nature... Of the programs that the computer won't let you override.
At quark's it's probably just too expensive. Pay by the minute. Only the horniest can afford to spend that long in there.
If we figure out this whole telemere lengthening thing and I live long enough, though, I fully plan on figuring out how to have my own holodeck. And I have no shame in admitting that I will be using holoporn programs. Especially since you can use your voice to create a program.
"Computer, generate debauchery, level 9!"
Don't do it to yourself, man. You think you'll have control, then next thing you know, you've been in for a week straight, and you're staring at Genghis Khan and Evil Lincoln.
Why do you think I ordered debauchery level 9?
Why settle for 9 when you can make one with a knob that goes to 11?
Debauchery level 11 is outlawed in federation space. Even the Breen do not allow level 11! I have heard that Grand Nafus Rom is preparing to outlaw it in Ferengi space as well.
Riker once tried level 11. He was never the same afterwards.