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[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Believe me after the fact I’ve imagined lots of clever retorts to engage in play with her other non pierced nipple.

It was for the best though. At one point years later she told me she was going to perform a certain sex act for her boyfriend’s birthday, but implied she needed lots of practice beforehand to make sure she got it “right”.

In that scenario I’m glad I was so dense.