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Anon tries to take care of his little bro (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 68 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

Why do they only have one working car port anyway?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Most cars, especially older ones, only have one cigarette lighter. How many cigarettes could you possibly need to light?

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

All of them.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

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