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I don't believe in turns (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

A few months ago, I was in this post shop and the lady working the counter told me my parcel was in another ~~castle~~ post shop. She gave me an address and mostly out of reflex, I asked "Oh man, where's that going to be?".

Then she started explaining, if you drive from this town to the other town, there's a sideroad...
...until she quickly realized, I had no idea what she was talking about, because I had never driven between those two towns.

Shortly afterwards, I mentioned that I had literally just come from said other town and she looked at me like, wtf, did you teleport between towns?

And uh, kind of. I walked into a bus and then walked back out of it, when it said we were in the other town.
It was great, just completely different concepts of reality clashing, when merely giving directions.