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[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I had a friend who tried the same thing, bars and such. He didn't try anybody in his friend group and he was more ir less isolated at work, so there was no real pool of people to look into. I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark and he balked saying he didn't like sports. I told him even if he walked the concourse, there were still folks he could interact with. He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 40 points 10 months ago

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That last line hits like a truck.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Or like cocaine

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

she probably looked like one.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

Oof

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Ez secks and drugs. That's better than a relationship.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is he still with the girl tho?

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, once he kicked his heroin habit, he kicked her to the curb.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 months ago

Back to inceldom then. He should have remained a friend.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Woah that story took a turn I Did not expect

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago