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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ton618@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm not your mother, be creative and come up with a better idea 🤝

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Get a part time job at Hobby Lobby or Michele's. Those places ooze dating-type single woman vibes. There were many things I needed for various projects that have only been locally available from these stores. I get a ton of looks going in there, and I'm like the most oblivious of dudes for that kind of attention.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Skip Hobby Lobby since their health care doesn't include abortions.

[–] MorrisonMotel6@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or even birth control

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