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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Such is life if you don't follow rule 1&2.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be good looking;
Born rich.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago

*woosh*