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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: "That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God's most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?"

Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 2 weeks ago

"that is very difficult, one the one hand you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsmanship, on the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God's most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?"

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better answer: Don't put up with toxic games

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Exactly. Nothing wrong with a "Nuh uh. I'm not falling for this. You can tell me if you want me to know."