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"Fuck this. I can remove my eyeballs for free!"
Just try it and see how your new cyborg hand DRM prevents unauthorized body modifications.
Also, scientists are already at work finding ways to inject advertisements directly into your brain.
This guys over here using his fingers to rip out his own eyeballs!!!
An amateur! Just suck in some air with your ass and do a reverse fart. Use the pressure to pop out your eyeballs from the inside, like a pro.
Now THIS is a lady I can get behind! She's over here talk about sucking ass!
Not to dox her or anything, but I Think I Found A Video Of Her
The video is really something lol