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Anon gets hit by a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 149 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house...

[–] degen@midwest.social 35 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as I read "my wife" instead of "she", I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

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