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Anon gets hit by a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 149 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house...

[–] degen@midwest.social 35 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as I read "my wife" instead of "she", I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

knew it wasn't real when she didn't get arrested

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.

In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.