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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (14 children)
  1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

  2. Horses aren't cows

[–] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

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