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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you
Horses aren't cows

[–] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Source on point 2 ?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean you're not wrong but no matter how small an impact it's still not ZERO emissions, so the guy you're replying to is technically correct.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Look at how much calories a horse needs per day, and then look at how much CO2 gets emitted to produce said food. Even the amount of CO2 a horse exhales per day is already significant.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago

If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile

At what point reading my comment did you come up with this?