this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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[–] 5715@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The way I see it, competitive casual sex works better when all parties know that there's a competition.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The best of the best get to stand awkwardly in an office waiting to find out why their bits are itchy. Winners!

[–] 5715@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Applicable if your competition is about combinatorics.

Come on, we can do better than counting the ol' in-and-out, competition-wise.

Spreading genes is so 2 mya