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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 days ago (7 children)

You will get an OWI if you ride a horse drunk.

Source: I know a guy who trained his horse to ride from the bar to his house on its own. Cops still pulled him over because he was sleeping on the horse.

[–] SwordInStone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

OWI?

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Operating? While Intoxicated

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