Sounds great, but the class must be free and succinct.
UltraGiGaGigantic
What if my teeth were speakers and they Bluetoothed the TV audio into my mouth? If you get rich off this billion dollar idea, please let me live in your basement. No pressure.
Suddenly poly
Edit: what Zabjam said
Artificially limited options in the voting booth?
At the end of our lives, we are completely free. Give your bully a visit in their retirement home.
My heart drops to see others cheer or downplay other's suffering. The only people that need to die are the ones who desire war.
No one consents to being born. Love my parents, even if they are MAGA morons. Even if they kicked me out of their house when they could. Even if they give me massive shit for how I live my life almost every time I see them.
Despite all that, I can see their intentions. My mom wanted a baby to love. My dad wanted me to be a wage slave master and not a wage slave.
When bootlicking just doesn't scratch the itch anymore...
The world is so vast and complicated, you just cant comprehend what good things your representatives are trying to do for you with your simple, tired, working class, simple brain.
Its hard work running a government, not that you would ever know because youre not in the big club. That's why good things are hard to accomplish.
Your government loves you so much its worked its butt off towards this common goal with other nation states across the world simultaneously. Why arent you grateful?
Now go on back to your increasingly more expensive apartment, you got to get a lot to do before you get to your shift at your 3rd part time job. Oh and the retirement age went up again. Youre welcome.
Trump or someone like him was inevitable. Even the "good guys" want the boot so fucking bad.