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Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.
Hygiene is very sexy.
I do that and still no dates, now what?
Did you remember to be attractive?
Well I am not overweight, and am tall. Attractiveness is really on a scale and can be in the eye of the beholder, but no I would not consider myself attractive or unattractive, just plain.
All this place knows is Linux bro don't come here for advice
Well good thing I'm not a Linux bro.
See there's your problem /s
/s/s, frfr.
Ok, so now you have a clear plan to work on your attractiveness.
Yet.
Ever considered going to Asia?
You need to get out and talk to people and ask them out.
That's a dealbreaker, I'm out.