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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What jurisdiction are we talking?
For Canada, I think there's a good argument for 2.d.
https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/c-46/section-264.html

engaging in threatening conduct directed at the other person or any member of their family.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Sir no fictional countries please

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're on the internet so the default country is the US of A

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

You’re posting in sh.itjust.works, hoser.

Now drink that Molson, there’s a Leafs game in 8 hours and I’m not paying $12 for a half a beer, eh?

[–] hayes_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

10 points to gryffindor!