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[–] scarabine@lemmynsfw.com 146 points 1 day ago (32 children)

“They voted for Trump to punish the Democrats.”

Oh, that didn’t work. Losing elections isn’t the same as being punished. Not saying it was a bad move, I’m saying it was the wrong one. It was also a bad move though.

“All Harris had to do was stop the war.”

Oh is that it? Just as a VP / figurehead, swoop on over and say, “Stop it.” Man, why hasn’t anyone ever tried that before?

Dearborn, I hope your lives work out ok. You’ve really fucked up.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 82 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"We would have voted for Harris if she would just have brought peace to the Middle East!"

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And cured cancer. That's all that we need.

...and solved world hunger.

We don't need anything except peace in the middle east, a cure for cancer, and solutions to world hunger. And that's it!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just made me hear Steve Martin.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Ha! Good. I'm glad I pulled it off. I wasn't sure if it would be obvious or not.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Lol it was perfect. All i needed.

...and this lamp...

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

Amazing mashup of The Jerk and the Christmas skit.

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