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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 56 minutes ago

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%