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I came up with this question right after I wanted to take apart a microwave to see why it wasn't heating anything before I remembered that that's a very, VERY bad idea

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[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're gonna take a washing machine apart and you cut all the wires, make sure you cut the main electrical plug off as well or your dumbass son (me) will plug it in and electrocute himself with it.

[โ€“] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and electrocute himself with it.

Um, aktschully, you shocked yourself. If you electrocuted yourself, you would be dead.

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WAIT. UNLESS YOU DID DIE. DOES THAT MAKE YOU A GHOST?!!! A GHOST THAT CAN TYPE ON KEYBOARDS!!! AMAZING!!!

[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, I am a ghost, I don't type I just yell at it I till something happens, it's exhausting.

[โ€“] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not all bad tho, fuckin with people is fun.

[โ€“] dan1101@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

You are doing it the hard way. You can shrink yourself down and enter the keyboard. By flying underneath the key membranes you can short out the contacts and make the keys trigger. So I've heard.