Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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That's like me and the machine God. I swear it makes a difference when my hardware is acting up.
Praise the Omnissiah.
The Omnissiah blesses us, truly. I recently invoked their power to repair a ceiling light, and with a standard invocation of healing and the expected percussive blessing, and the once broken light was working again.
All praise to the Omnissiah for easing the machine's pain!
A prayer before every release is what keeps our servers running.