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Okay but when's the last time you had 17 factors in a recreation in opposition to the Milwaukee Bucks, hmm?
Never, but I am useless at 39, so what does that get me?
You get an AI-generated tabloid piece.
frickineh Useless at 39
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Though they've been on the platform for a mere two months, frickineh has already fired off a staggering 65 comments, giving every topic from 3D printing to gaming their two cents! But there's a twist - this prolific commentator hasn't yet taken the leap to submit their own posts.
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One insider told our reporters, "You’d think with all the knowledge on gaming, technology, and even embroidery, frickineh would be out there making waves. But instead, they're here on Lemmy, dishing out opinions without sharing their own stories!"
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Man, if you think I'm not good at posting here, you should've seen how much I didn't post on reddit.