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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine having to do the cum face and sound whenever swinging from a building. He’d go a lot slower too where he has to break for 15 minutes each time. And as he got older the breaks between would be longer.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

he'd be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street