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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's always cuckoldry with you freaks

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Such a weird obsession. Some people are shitty and infidelity can be terrible but to spend so much mental energy focusing on the humiliation and righteous anger part is bizarre. No one cares you were cucked. Women aren't property and some of them suck. Everyone understands that some people suck. No one cares you were cucked.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This is dangerously close to a dr seuss poem...

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Ned and Ted have a marriage bed
Monogamy is good for Ted
But many hungry holes has Ned
Ned shares the marriage bed
with other men not named Ted
Ted says Ned must quit their bed
Because of commitments that once were said

Ted now sleeps alone it seems
For freedom Ned no longer dreams
The problem wasn't that Ted was cucked
The problem is that Ned just sucked

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

No one cares you were cucked.

Sounds like I have much better friends than you.