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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Dick is dick I'd say

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

My wife is definitely gay then

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're you trying to bend the rules!