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I wonder what would happen if you were sitting underwater and clapped as hard as you could with the leopard's paws between your hands, so they got pressed together.
Would the leopard cut itself with its own paws?
Would it be angry or would it be in such shock that a creature would dare to do something like that that it'd have to jump out of the water and think for a moment before getting angry?
Would the leopard become afraid of water, or would they get more excited in the future due to the prospect of potential human snacks?
I think it would just resist.
It's probably stronger than you and would rip your face off for messing with it