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[โ€“] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there's no bidet.

Sure, I'll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.