I don't buy the conspiracy theories and "the Man sees everything and needed a plausible excuse" theories (although I'll admit the Man does see a lot more than he should...)

But I will say this: I find it extremely odd that a random McD employee in Fucktown, Nowhere, 275 miles from NYC, recognized a hooded dude wanted for murder in NYC, for the following reasons:

• McD employees don't look at patrons. They're bored shitless and they're not paid well enough to care. You could show up at any McD joint disguised as Elton John with a feather up your ass and the employee behind the counter would still tell you "Would you like fries with that" while looking right through you.

• Do you follow the local news in a city 275 miles from where you live? I don't. And even assuming it's NYC and it's a big enough city that people in Altoona pay attention, there's a murder every 12 hours in NYC. Why would that one in particular enter the consciousness of a bored employee in a burger joint in Altoona.

• Can you recognize a hooded guy you saw on a still photograph? I can't. I might have suspicions, but I'm almost certain I wouldn't be positive enough to call the cops. And again, I work at McD and all I really want is go home after my shift. So I might just forget I saw someone I might have vaguely recognized.