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This

Paedophile much?

Indeed.

Can you imagine.

Not finishing THAT job??

Wow… no wonder there is so much anguish and sadness. Good lord. If this comic is based on an event in real life that is remotely true, or worse remotely common to the GenZs… well, we’ve all got bigger problems than we can possible imagine.

Is this a detail from Garden of Earthly Delights?

How hard would it have been to put these lines in the correct order? Asking for a friend.

We need you.

Can’t wait.

Anyway… my solution is the better headline.

It’s clearer.

And had the headline been mine, I wouldn’t have clicked. And that’s the point of headlines.

My job isn’t to click when your job is to inform.

And yes — the other version buries the lead.

Please forgive that I started this. It’s a demoralizing conversation.

Not click bait:

Government Shutdown Threatens to limit navigable airspace.

It’s click bait. Headlines used to feature the most important elements first.

Appropriate headline:

Government Shutdowns Threatens to…

Is anyone else sick to death of clickbait headlines?

Good grief! The word is excluded. Holy shit.