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[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

My house has four bathrooms and three bidets. My teenage son just won't get on board with having a clean ass.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe he has a sensitive ass.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.