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[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

If a man has frequent anal fissures or hemorrhoids, it may very well be the Salads causing it.

For some reason, some men of European descent lose the ability to digest raw vegetables completely.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What, really?

Any source on that. I'm gonna go looking myself but you might know better so I'm leaving this comment.

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 minutes ago

Just what my butt doctor told me.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago