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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only one issue. Beer is not sold by pints in the Mediterranean.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fine. A Celsius or kilometer of beer then.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

1km³ would be sick

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's just how Barcelona operates.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck it. I'm down. Sounds like fun. Can't wait to aggravate Germans with my immature German bullshit. Achhh duven shneider volkwagens nien schaft vida zein!! Get your train pass and speedo ready. I'll bring over some BBQ, debt, and assault rifles. Let's do it 🏖🚈

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

You only need Speedos if you're going to France. They have a weird thing about Speedos