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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 64 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Come to think of it, that's a thing in Swedish as well - we could make the pun work there as well:

Två jägare träffades. Båda dog.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

Båda dog! Båda dog! No Treåt

(I know å is pronounced like "eu" like in Blåhaj. Couldn't help myself tho)

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A Båda dog once bit my sister... No realli!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 months ago

My hovercraft is full of eels!

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