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Anon has casual sex (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work