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At least the uniforms are cooler in the future. (startrek.website)
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmm, that sounds too formal...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

As a starship engineer

I want the leaking core reactor contained

So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning

-- Acceptance criteria:

When a properly trained technician

Goes in the engineering bay

With the following equipment: a Geiger counter

He should detect readings on the background level

-- See you all at the next sprint planning

[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Stardate 12.34-65,
Hey, You around?"