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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (11 children)

lolll & with that edit and the strikethrough it seems like you really had to go back in and correct “machine” lol

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (10 children)

You may not form romantic bonds with aircraft, but I do. I'd fuck an airplane if given the chance.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

Found the alt for swiftonsecurity

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